Happy Chickens Lay Better Eggs

Happy chickens lay happy eggs. Happy eggs are so totally a thing. Next time you drive by that hand scrawled Farm Fresh Eggs HERE sign, STOP. I mean it. Best. Eggs. Ever. If not for the fun color variations of shells alone (blues, greens, speckles, OH MY!), then do it to help a local hobby farmer and support the little guy. After buying them however, there are a couple of tricks on how to clean your farm fresh eggs and make them ready to eat in a hurry.

And after 5 years as a backyard chicken raiser, I have loved showing the kids that raising animals is rewarding, it builds character and empathy, and that we can treat animals with complete respect. 

Our girls lay eggs on the regular. And while we personally prefer to leave them as-is, and store them in the fridge straight out of the nest boxes,  I understand that some people wish to clean their eggs in a way to reduce any possible harmful bacteria, germs, or salmonella that would reside on the exterior of the shell. 

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Wash Eggs Or Not?

There are many schools of thought to the Do or Do Not wash eggs argument. If you’re a a do-not-wash eggs kinda person, fabulous. Scrub the chicken shit off your eggs with a clean dry sponge or fine grit sandpaper and put them in your fridge for later devouring! Super simple. But if you get a little uncomfortable at the idea of the unwashed eggs, these tips will clean your eggs so they’re ready to go grocery store style.

The biggest point to this post – is that farm fresh eggs rock and you should buy them without fear. They’re rich, flavorful and amazing. Scrub off the shit and get to cooking. 

Also, sorry-not-sorry for the repeated use of the word chicken shit. Saying “chicken droppings” or “leavings” just sounds too dang pretentious. It’s chicken shit people, just like cow shit or horse shit. We all know what we mean.

Crucial Step For Cleaning Eggs

First, inspect all your eggs for cracks or breaks in the shell and discard them immediately.

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Next, grab a clean non-abrasive sponge  to gently clean any hardened dirt away from the shell. Shells have a layer over the top called a “Bloom”, so be sure to rub away only the sections of eggs that have hardened gunk, but no more. You can also soften any hard poop (aka shit) in warm water and it will clean off easily. Do not use cold water – as it can create a vacuum on the porous surface of the egg and suck in bacteria. Match the water to the temperature of the egg.

Tools for Cleaning Eggs

Here are two super simple products if you will be frequently cleaning your eggs. The silicone scrub brush gently cleans the eggs, and the egg cleaner from Pro Manna is industry standard if you want to stick to a product, versus the water and bleach mixture.

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Squeaky clean, nearly.

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Next prep two bowls of water – one with warm water and another filled with water with about ¼-½ teaspoon bleach to sanitize the eggs after they have been washed.

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Working quickly, dip each egg, one at a time into the warm water and with your fingers rub off the remaining bits of dirt from the eggs, then quickly  dunk into the sanitizing bath and immediately dry each egg. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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Because egg shells are porous they should not be left to soak in water or else they risk absorbing remaining bacteria into the egg because of the vaccuum created from the temperature difference between the water and the egg.

Once all the eggs are dipped, dunked and dried – place all the eggs into the fridge and they are ready to scramble, hard boil, poach and bake with to your hearts content.

In other news, my life continues to revolve around mint colored everything, as exhibited by this week’s nail color selection. Because, you needed to know that.

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How to Clean Farm Fresh Eggs